Where’s Matt-Waldo? (hint: I’m not the guy in the front) Check me out, wasting a perfectly sunny Memorial Day in line for Foxboro Hot Tubs in Solana Beach. This photo ran in the San Diego Union-Tribune on Tuesday. I hate scalpers, but I hate waiting in line more. More on that later…

Where’s Matt-Waldo? (hint: I’m not the guy in the front) Check me out, wasting a perfectly sunny Memorial Day in line for Foxboro Hot Tubs in Solana Beach. This photo ran in the San Diego Union-Tribune on Tuesday. I hate scalpers, but I hate waiting in line more. More on that later…

I (heart) Joel Stein